"Here’s my question: What age are you when you’re in heaven? I mean, if it’s heaven, you should be at your beauty queen best, and I doubt that all people who die of old age are wandering around toothless and bald. If you hang yourself, do you walk around all gross and blue, with your tongue spitting out of your mouth? If you are killed in a war, do you spend eternity minus the leg that got blown up by a mine?"